January 2011
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
waste of time.
xoxoitzy:
don’t talk to me because you’re bored, i’m not here to entertain you. don’t only come to me when you need a favor, i don’t like being used. i’m not gonna be your last resort. i want someone to talk to me because they sincerely want to. those are the kind of people actually worth my time.
textsfromlastnight:
(402): I’m sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
textsfromlastnight:
(248): after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup.
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laurennnx3:
When trying to be sexy
nananikki:
expectation:
reality:
